In a week while we will speak approximately the wonder debut of Pakistan’s undercover agent leader on countrywide television. Or the cricket controversy with Zimbabwe surrounding Pakistani Mr Bean. Or Indian media’s ‘happiness’ over former Prime Minister Imran Khan ‘exposing’ ISI and the Pakistani army, the week long gone with the aid of using has given us a lot to munch. But I select to consciousness on Gujranwala’s lost-now-observed love for its pota or grandson, Rishi Sunak. The new high minister of the UK is now most of the million little matters India and Pakistan need to combat over.
Rishi Sunak zindabad
In the metropolis of wrestlers Gujranwala, a gaggle of residents, consisting of a few pehlwans, got here out to congratulate the British PM, who they didn’t recognize existed till now. He is a son of the soil, they say. With a poster inked ‘Rishi Sunak Pride of Gujranwala Pakistan’, those alternatively lively guys raised slogans consisting of Gujranwala shehr ka pota zindabad, (lengthy stay the grandson of Gujranwala) and Rishi Sunak zindabad (lengthy stay Rishi Sunak.) One self-proclaimed biographer narrated how Sunak’s paternal grandparents left the metropolis “and went directly to Kenya, with out preventing anywhere.” He insisted that “wo pani peenay bhi nahin rukay Hindustan mein (they didn’t even prevent to drink water in India),” securing the declare that Sunak’s historical past is handiest Pakistani. It’s a extraordinary count that Gujranwala become in Hindustan on the time, as no traces have been drawn for Pakistan. Sadda banda ae, Gujranwala da ae. Be warned, this fan jealousy is contagious.
During the celebratory hangout, we find out many unknown statistics approximately the United Kingdom PM. Some of which even he wouldn’t recognize. Like, how on the age of four, Rishi Sunak’s instructor anticipated he might do top notch matters in life. And marrying a billionaire become that “top notch thing” he become destined to do, his newfound fanatics inform us. These wrestlers are happy with Sunak’s achievements, specifically due to the fact there may be a person of Gujranwala repute who doesn’t have a “sticking out belly.” Man-weigh down alert!
Indian or Pakistani
At this point, withinside the war of claims, maximum folks don’t need to bear in mind that Rishi Sunak is definitely British. Or, for that count, that he definitely has to run some other country. Tracing his lineage may not also be his a centesimal problem. The pleasure is similar to laying claims at the Kohinoor and Basmati rice. Jo tera hai wo mera hai (What is yours is mine), however forgetting jab essential tera tha (once I become yours) on this instance. Sample headline “Pak-beginning Hindu will become British PM”. Ok, sure, however how? Sunak’s ancestors left in 1935 however let’s combat on what become then India with out a Pakistan in sight. Several wars later, Rishi Sunak’s beginning is likewise an ‘unfinished schedule of the Partition’.
Indeed, Gujranwala is in present-day Pakistan. But we won’t get to study the headline, “Pakistan receives its first Hindu PM”, for Pakistan bars its Hindus or non-Muslim residents from protecting the best public places of work of high minister or president. Let by myself PM, the caretakers of temples and gurdwaras also are majority Muslim. Even the federal cupboard has no participants from minority communities.
Conspiracy time
All time is ideal time for conspiracies. Like, what if as UK Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak aspects with India on Kashmir? Or assertions like Pakistan need to have Sunak in its nook for mediation with India. They suppose that this mediation is probably as beneficial as the only former US president Donald Trump promised Imran Khan while India abrogated Article 370. We aren’t forgetting the 30-minute stand on Fridays.
That Sunak is visible as the ‘other’ conspiring in opposition to Pakistan is infrequently surprising. Now, if former high minister Nawaz Sharif reduce a cake on Diwali in London, it become visible as his manner of seeking to appease a Hindu high minister withinside the UK. Mind-numbing? Wonder if Jamaat-e-Islami dispensing presents on Diwali is for visa-free-arrival withinside the UK? Wait till they discover that Joe Biden has already known as up Sunak, and there may be even a video of it. The equal video confirms that all of us dipping a biscuit in chai is a licensed desi. Now americaA president calling UK PM ‘Rasheed Sunook’ isn’t anyt any coincidence, had his own circle of relatives stayed in Pakistan Rasheed might had been his call today. Food for extra conspiracies.